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| Generic politically correct photo of a diverse couple (courtesy of Ukrainian photographer Vitalii Odobesku) |
Recalling Past Lovers (RPL) is a debilitating affliction, but it doesn’t have to be life-threatening.
You can learn to live with it.
Lethe 2022, now available in convenient tablet form, is designed to ease regrets caused by the disillusionment of passing time and the attraction of nostalgia.
For when you can’t sleep without dreaming of your former lover.
For when you can’t keep pretending your life is happier now.
For bleeding ulcers, because you’ve swallowed your heart.
We have endorsements:
“I love the memory loss that comes without having RPL,” says John. “Jane has vanished from my thoughts. Lethe 2022 even erased the remnants of her lingering scent.”
“Without RPL, I’m free to love again,” says Jane. “One pill provides relief, removing any doubt from my life’s choices.”
Potential side effects include:
• Lack of self-awareness
• Unrecoverable loss of time
• Delusional episodes
• Inability to learn from the past
• Recidivism
Taken as directed, Lethe 2022 cannot guarantee the death of desire.
Should you encounter your former lover, you may experience dizziness and discomfort, caused by quantum physics and the entanglement of sub-atomic particles that can inflame the aches and pains still smoldering in your worn and aging soul.
As your doctor if Lethe 2022 is right for you.
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